Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Stripper in the bedroom

So I confess.
I turn the music full blast when I'm all alone and break out into some pretty slutty, sexy, make-my-mother-blush moves in the bedroom in front of the mirrow. My hips girate, my spine can snake up and down, my ass, oh my ass can wiggle and jiggle all sorts of ways...

So here is my dilema (You didn't think I would blog without a dilema did u?). WHY CAN'T I DANCE WHEN I GO TO MY ZUMBA CLASS???? Oh, FYI Zumba is an aerobic workout that mixes salsa, merenge, reggeton and cumbia, and it's a hell of a lot of fun! My spine fuses together so tight I literally feel like I have a stick up my ass. It's not due to pain, it's just self-consciousness! ARGGG I know everybody's there to do their own thing.

The Zumba moves aren't as bad as the moves I do in my bedroom, so why can't I just bust a move?


  1. well...I can think of worse dilemmas! hehehe :)

  2. Are there too many guys watching you, or is that a good thing? I would like that.


  3. true, there are bigger dilemas, but this is my own. There were only a few men but my dude was sitting right outside the studio area...hmmm Secretia you may be on to something...

  4. Me thinks I may just need to sneak in and watch these moves(the bedroom ones) I just wish I could keep up with you during the classes


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