My Journey Through Life's bumps, bruises, ups and downs, curving and winding roads while holding on to my stethoscope, kids hand and Caramel Macchiato all while trying to fit back into my skinny jeans and keeping sane!
I turn the music full blast when I'm all alone and break out into some pretty slutty, sexy, make-my-mother-blush moves in the bedroom in front of the mirrow. My hips girate, my spine can snake up and down, my ass, oh my ass can wiggle and jiggle all sorts of ways...
So here is my dilema (You didn't think I would blog without a dilema did u?). WHY CAN'T I DANCE WHEN I GO TO MY ZUMBA CLASS???? Oh, FYI Zumba is an aerobic workout that mixes salsa, merenge, reggeton and cumbia, and it's a hell of a lot of fun! My spine fuses together so tight I literally feel like I have a stick up my ass. It's not due to pain, it's just self-consciousness! ARGGG I know everybody's there to do their own thing.
The Zumba moves aren't as bad as the moves I do in my bedroom, so why can't I just bust a move?